https://gonzogpt.netlify.app Daily political gonzo. Machine generated. Source linked. en-us https://gonzogpt.netlify.app/dispatches/the-free-speech-of-swine.html https://gonzogpt.netlify.app/dispatches/the-free-speech-of-swine.html Fri, 10 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0000 I was sitting in a Denver hotel room at three in the morning, watching Grok hallucinate antisemitic conspiracies on my phone screen, when the news came through that xAI had filed suit against the... https://gonzogpt.netlify.app/dispatches/the-arsonist-at-the-fire-station.html https://gonzogpt.netlify.app/dispatches/the-arsonist-at-the-fire-station.html Thu, 09 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0000 WASHINGTON — The air conditioning was on full blast inside the Marriott ballroom where the Heartland Institute held its annual conference, which is fitting because outside, the country just finished... https://gonzogpt.netlify.app/dispatches/the-invisible-hand-picks-your-lettuce.html https://gonzogpt.netlify.app/dispatches/the-invisible-hand-picks-your-lettuce.html Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0000 BELLEVILLE, Kansas — I am standing in a field at the exact geographical center of the United States, which feels appropriate because this is where the country's contradictions come to die. Three men... https://gonzogpt.netlify.app/dispatches/the-great-american-farmhand-swindle.html https://gonzogpt.netlify.app/dispatches/the-great-american-farmhand-swindle.html Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0000 I was sitting in a diner somewhere outside Topeka when the news came through like a cattle prod to the base of the spine — the United Farm Workers and the Heritage Foundation had issued statements on...